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BILLY JOE, 10 years with AOW
Billy's our wise-crackin', golly
gee wizzin' driver who is about as Western as a
sunset, now that's sayin' sumthin'.
Billy's an Oakie who made his
way to Colorado via Arizona and California. He's
acted in many a movie, t.v. show and commercial.
You can see him in Tombstone alongside Kurt Russel,
in Billy the Kid alongside Val Kilmer, and if you
look hard enough you can even see him in one of
the famous Capitol One "What's in your wallet"
commercials!
Make sure you ask Billy about
his Harley named King David. Billy says, "I
love it when I fire up my bike and ride down to
the corral for a day of Jeep Tourin' in the Rockies!"
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COUGAR, 5 years with AOW
Good things come in small packages.
This fiesty little wildcat has the energy of a toddler
packed into the body of a man.
Cougar's called these hills 'round
Pikes Peak his home since the day he was born so
he sure nuff knows his stuff.
Cuddly as a lapcat, Cougar will
have you feeling right at home as he purrrrrrrrrs
like a kitten from the driver's seat of his favorite
Jeep known as, "Lady Fur."
Make sure you ask him 'bout what
happens when he gets too much caffinein his system.
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COLORADO KID, comes and goes
With a face that's as white as
an Asssssprin, the Colorado Kid isn't an albino,
just fair-skinned.
He's fathered several little kids
(see photo). Back in the day his motto used to be
"I got to sow me some seed!" He eventually
had an operation and that's not a problem anymore.
Sorry about that fussin'...how's
we get carried away on that anyway.
The Colorado Kid is the finest
of all the Jeep drivers in all the land.
Also, make sure you check out
the Jeep Tourin' movie he wrote which will be filmed
in 2006: http://www.ragingraccoon.com.
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DIAMOND DAVE, Retired after
12 years
This cowboy has worked for this
here outfit since the time he was wearing "pampers
britches" and eatin' beef jerky flavored baby
food.
He knows his stuff & then
some....some stuff you ain't never heard anywhere
else.
Diamond Dave likes to stay within
the "gem" family so he usually drives
his favorite Jeep, "RUBY."
Make sure you ask him about hot
air ballooning.
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H.F., 5 years
H.F. is our resident 'know-it-all'.
This is the fastest mouth in
the West.
If you call him "F.H".....he'll
kill you dead where you stand.
You better know the exact height
of Pikes Peak if you're gonna' call him on his facts.
This cowpoke carries newspaper clippings, books,
and other stuff with him and he's more than glad
to call your bluff while on tour.
He's the self-proclaimed "most-knowledgeable"
driver in our posse'.
Make sure you ask him about the
history of hot air ballooning.
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Denim, 3 years
Denim is our resident boy scout. He's always prepared
for about anything. He has 20 years of Air Force
experience and 14 years of school teaching. That
lets him handle just about anything.He's known for
helping his team hold up the other teams to win
scavenger hunts and being Mr. Fix-it out on the
trail. A lifetime balloon crew chief Denim has his
share of stories 'bout flyin' and no end of 'Windys'
to tell about the area.
Ask him why the forest service had to put up a
special sign just for him.
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WHITEY, 4 years
Whitey's high school classmate,
Earl Westbrook, says "Whitey is also a great
athlete. When we were in school, he was the fastest
runner on our football team. He was also the most
feared kicker in the league. You should ask him
to do his impersonation of Elvis. All he needs is
the music & a broom!!!
A broom? What's up with that..turns
out Whitey has a fascination with cleaning impliments
such as dust pans, mops, and the like. You can often
find him dancing with his favorite stick.
Whitey likes to talk about upsate
New York.
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TEXAS TOM, 3 years
TEXAS TOM, formerly and aka Tombstone
Tom is in the midst of a name change.
He likes bisquits, he likes gravy...but
he hates the Colorado Kid.
That's pretty much all we know
about TEXAS TOM...formerly and aka Tombstone Tom.
Make sure you ask him about pick
up trucks.
Som Bitch left us for the mountains.
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BRONCO BILL
BACK FROM RETIREMENT...AGAIN!!
Bronco Bill's original biography
was too vile to publish, so this is the amended
version...
He's drivin' longer than the others,
he's won the hearts of more ladies than all the
other tumbleweeds combined.
He retired in 2005 but still hangs
around from time to time and still does a tour or
two here and there when called upon.
Bill says, "I ain't too old
to excite a lady. I ain't too old to fix a flat
and I most assuredly ain't too old to kick your
A*###!"
Make sure ask him about his lovely
lady friend.
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WOOP SNAKE,
10 years
We're not entirely sure how he
got the name WOOP SNAKE, but we know who gave it
to him...the last man who slapped him around.
He'll take a beatin' for the company
and he'll give one out from time to time as well.
You might also hear him yellin'
out his trademark "WOOOOOOOOOP!" When
he yells it out, the ladies come a runnin' just
like mice to the pied piper!
Woooooooooooooooooop!
Greg likes to talk about nothing.
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BULLDOG
The pride of the fleet, this creepy-crawler
will climb the backside of Pikes Peak. Roads..."we
don't need no stinkin' roads!" With a 460 positrack,
36" bad boys, and a bored-out 350 straight
6, you'll be lucky to get out of the parking lot
before we pop the drive train with our hurst shifters.
Bulldog only comes out on special
occasions. Request this Jeep for an additional $50.
Bulldog seldom speaks.
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CAJUN COWGIRL, where are you?
We found the Cajun Cowgirl walkin'
the streets 'round here with a crawdaddy hangin'
from her mouth. She's cajun through and through.
Some say she's got Tobasco sauce runnin' through
her veigns...could be, she's quite a spicy personality.
Whatever the case, we love her
and so do her guests. She's friendlier than most
anyone we've ever met and she'll show you the time
of your life.
Make sure you ask her about her
invention.
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