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BILLY JOE, 10 years with AOW

Billy's our wise-crackin', golly gee wizzin' driver who is about as Western as a sunset, now that's sayin' sumthin'.

Billy's an Oakie who made his way to Colorado via Arizona and California. He's acted in many a movie, t.v. show and commercial. You can see him in Tombstone alongside Kurt Russel, in Billy the Kid alongside Val Kilmer, and if you look hard enough you can even see him in one of the famous Capitol One "What's in your wallet" commercials!

Make sure you ask Billy about his Harley named King David. Billy says, "I love it when I fire up my bike and ride down to the corral for a day of Jeep Tourin' in the Rockies!"

 

 

 

COUGAR, 5 years with AOW

Good things come in small packages. This fiesty little wildcat has the energy of a toddler packed into the body of a man.

Cougar's called these hills 'round Pikes Peak his home since the day he was born so he sure nuff knows his stuff.

Cuddly as a lapcat, Cougar will have you feeling right at home as he purrrrrrrrrs like a kitten from the driver's seat of his favorite Jeep known as, "Lady Fur."

Make sure you ask him 'bout what happens when he gets too much caffinein his system.

 

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COLORADO KID, comes and goes

With a face that's as white as an Asssssprin, the Colorado Kid isn't an albino, just fair-skinned.

He's fathered several little kids (see photo). Back in the day his motto used to be "I got to sow me some seed!" He eventually had an operation and that's not a problem anymore.

Sorry about that fussin'...how's we get carried away on that anyway.

The Colorado Kid is the finest of all the Jeep drivers in all the land.

Also, make sure you check out the Jeep Tourin' movie he wrote which will be filmed in 2006: http://www.ragingraccoon.com.

 

 

DIAMOND DAVE, Retired after 12 years

This cowboy has worked for this here outfit since the time he was wearing "pampers britches" and eatin' beef jerky flavored baby food.

He knows his stuff & then some....some stuff you ain't never heard anywhere else.

Diamond Dave likes to stay within the "gem" family so he usually drives his favorite Jeep, "RUBY."

Make sure you ask him about hot air ballooning.

 

H.F., 5 years

H.F. is our resident 'know-it-all'.

This is the fastest mouth in the West.

If you call him "F.H".....he'll kill you dead where you stand.

You better know the exact height of Pikes Peak if you're gonna' call him on his facts. This cowpoke carries newspaper clippings, books, and other stuff with him and he's more than glad to call your bluff while on tour.

He's the self-proclaimed "most-knowledgeable" driver in our posse'.

Make sure you ask him about the history of hot air ballooning.

 

Denim, 3 years

Denim is our resident boy scout. He's always prepared for about anything. He has 20 years of Air Force experience and 14 years of school teaching. That lets him handle just about anything.He's known for helping his team hold up the other teams to win scavenger hunts and being Mr. Fix-it out on the trail. A lifetime balloon crew chief Denim has his share of stories 'bout flyin' and no end of 'Windys' to tell about the area.

Ask him why the forest service had to put up a special sign just for him.

 

WHITEY, 4 years

Whitey's high school classmate, Earl Westbrook, says "Whitey is also a great athlete. When we were in school, he was the fastest runner on our football team. He was also the most feared kicker in the league. You should ask him to do his impersonation of Elvis. All he needs is the music & a broom!!!

A broom? What's up with that..turns out Whitey has a fascination with cleaning impliments such as dust pans, mops, and the like. You can often find him dancing with his favorite stick.

Whitey likes to talk about upsate New York.

 

TEXAS TOM, 3 years

TEXAS TOM, formerly and aka Tombstone Tom is in the midst of a name change.

He likes bisquits, he likes gravy...but he hates the Colorado Kid.

That's pretty much all we know about TEXAS TOM...formerly and aka Tombstone Tom.

Make sure you ask him about pick up trucks.

Som Bitch left us for the mountains.

BRONCO BILL

BACK FROM RETIREMENT...AGAIN!!

Bronco Bill's original biography was too vile to publish, so this is the amended version...

He's drivin' longer than the others, he's won the hearts of more ladies than all the other tumbleweeds combined.

He retired in 2005 but still hangs around from time to time and still does a tour or two here and there when called upon.

Bill says, "I ain't too old to excite a lady. I ain't too old to fix a flat and I most assuredly ain't too old to kick your A*###!"

Make sure ask him about his lovely lady friend.

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WOOP SNAKE, 10 years

We're not entirely sure how he got the name WOOP SNAKE, but we know who gave it to him...the last man who slapped him around.

He'll take a beatin' for the company and he'll give one out from time to time as well.

You might also hear him yellin' out his trademark "WOOOOOOOOOP!" When he yells it out, the ladies come a runnin' just like mice to the pied piper!

Woooooooooooooooooop!

Greg likes to talk about nothing.

 

 

 

 

BULLDOG

The pride of the fleet, this creepy-crawler will climb the backside of Pikes Peak. Roads..."we don't need no stinkin' roads!" With a 460 positrack, 36" bad boys, and a bored-out 350 straight 6, you'll be lucky to get out of the parking lot before we pop the drive train with our hurst shifters.

Bulldog only comes out on special occasions. Request this Jeep for an additional $50.

Bulldog seldom speaks.

 

CAJUN COWGIRL, where are you?

We found the Cajun Cowgirl walkin' the streets 'round here with a crawdaddy hangin' from her mouth. She's cajun through and through. Some say she's got Tobasco sauce runnin' through her veigns...could be, she's quite a spicy personality.

Whatever the case, we love her and so do her guests. She's friendlier than most anyone we've ever met and she'll show you the time of your life.

Make sure you ask her about her invention.

 

 

800.755.0935

1680 South 21st Street
Colorado Springs, CO 80904
719.578.0935

5002 E Sweetwater
Scottsdale, AZ 85254
480.991.3666

 

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